Imagine a greasy old IT technician coming up to you, putting a finger on your lips and gently saying that after you gasped about the entangled mess of hundreds of Ethernet cables in the server room

Don’t mention the parasites you get from bat poop (was it all a fever dream? The whole batman saga?)

Thank you, thank you, sir or madam

I bet you it still won’t have continuous, smooth Bluetooth volumes though, so my loudspeakers will always be either too loud or too quiet. (Or is that because of some Bluetooth standard?)

Anyway, that’s one of the basic features I’m so surprised still hasn’t made it onto my phones. I always get grumpy when I hear of new features as long as that one isn’t here.

…it’s Scientology, isn’t it? It’s so sad I can barely tell the difference

Show him your Warhammer figurines

Asking the real questions here. You should go on the Joe Rogan podcast, man

An alien-like shrimp, you mean

Goddamn you DrSleepless, your name checks out, why can’t I fall asleep

I’m about to go to sleep

Good luck with your OnlyFans

Haha hello anon

I am continually surprised over what basic features - like recording from an audio sink and a source - are not implemented on these devices that so many billions and years have been spent on developing.

It’s as if… sanity and user requirements were not the main design guidelines :o

But there is the question of whom most people consider part of this political community - people aren’t going to crack each other’s heads open over a sandwich. But over denied healthcare… even in a world where most people support the lynching of these CEOs, you should be safe with a sandwich.

Alright, I will try to get that! Thanks a lot :)

Thanks to both of you, that sounds good :)

I think it’s fine to say a tablespoon in this case. You use tablespoon when you’re not being exact, it just means “a small amount”. Science communication needs to know when to be literal and exact (as in when you design safety measures for radiation, e.g.) and when you can just talk like a normal human being that doesn’t have a stick up their degree.

Another fascinating question is why Netanjahu is receiving more hate in the West when they’re basically doing the same thing, only Putin has even less of a reason and is killing more people. (Ukrainians didn’t massacre Russian civilians or take them hostage, either)

It definitely heats your DNA less!

Oh no, I was really happy having thought we had moved past the beige 😬