I don’t want any of those things

Just buy some puts early on. You do not want to pick up shares just to be stuck holding those bags for an indefinite period of time.

Haven’t they had ads disguised as posts for years now?

Mr. Grinch

Kia Boys are moving up in the world.

A few drinks deep is a good way to watch, in my opinion.

Freeze 'em, starve 'em, shoot 'em…

But for the love of God, do not under any circumstances educate them!

Sometimes you just want to watch better call saul and there’s nothing more to it.

My company was pushing MacBooks and iMacs on developers for years, now they’re reversing course. I’m guessing it’s a combination of the upfront cost and the hassle of enterprise administration, tech support, and security having to officially handle 2 different OS’s. It’s much easier to have everyone on similar setups, and Windows is basically the “default” OS for corporate users.

https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI

Because Jeff Bezos would rather buy a few more yachts.

Oh yesyesyesyesssssss 🥵

Spez wouldn’t be into it anyway since I’m not a 15 year old girl.

This joke is an all-timer!

I still remember clicking a bunch of irrelevant ads for knives and other weird shit on a forum I visited regularly because the owner said they get slightly more money when ads get clicked on site.

I’m doing my part!

But it’s good to have a few excuses ready to go.

These feet were made for walking

That’s just what they’ll do

One of these days (if you pay me 5 figures plus travel expenses) these feet are gonna

Walk all over you

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Many big politicians are also right-wing extremists, at least here in the US, so that makes sense.

Or at least I hope that’s the story behind his hair, because there can be no other plausible reason for it.

He has a bizarre obsession with Augustus Caesar, who had a similar haircut. This isn’t a meme explanation, he actually has a well-known man-crush on the guy.