Humans didn’t “happen to this planet.” This planet (along with our fantastic if very average star) made us.

Kill the aliens.

Srsly tho, it’s not about the tech they have or the 1000x power. Any jamming can be circumvented, and humans would have a much greater motivation to adapt than the aliens would.

Are barred from matrimony?

It doesn’t necessarily make a non-negative, but I’m not disliking it none.

Most “silent” letters have some effect on the pronunciation of the word. They aren’t there for no reason.

They’re still together, but the relationship is a little shakey

It took many years, but eventually they loosened up

But Mortise liked to go against the grain. Really rubbed Tenon the wrong way.

They really supported each other

And stronger together

They were inseparable

There are soo many things that dogs would find very confusing, if they had the capacity to analyze that way. What if they knew that all of our interpersonal interactions were governed mostly by ego, shame, and pride?

Dates written in a numbers only format are not about matching the spoken language. You also would not say, “let’s meet on twelve eleven twenty twentyfour.”

I miss the “showerthoughts” of old.

You may have had this thought in the shower, but I don’t think that’s what this community is actually about.

Well, you are what you eat, and so is your poo.

Kinda makes “bye bye” seem a little weird, eh?

The saying is really about asking god to remove obstacles from your path and facilitate faster travel. A little like “goodbye” is a very shortened “may god be with you.”

Others have explained that it depends on when, but I want to add this: when a VP becomes pres. through succession, the speaker does not become VP automatically. The new pres. picks whoever they want. Ford chose the governor of NY, for example.

"What’s the deal with shampoo?

Demand real poo!"

– Steven Wright