(alec baldwins character did actually shoot a guy at the end of season 5 episode 21 but that was a full season and a half later)

Don’t google “meatspin”.

Or do, I’m not your mother

Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong

I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore

One more pun and I’m calling The Police.

You mean like maple syrup?

before:2023

Neither of those are minerals.

For food prep surfaces, most restaurants use a form of quaternary sanitizer. They’re usually sold concentrated and hooked up to a dispenser that dilutes to the correct ratio. You can buy it online but it’s definitely overkill for a home cook.

Just use dish soap and hot water. Add a little bleach if you really need the surface sanitized.

Doing the Lord’s work