Counter point: only do social media (e.g. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc) with people you know.

It’s the other crap, mostly commercialized, that is toxic.

The privacy implications of this are not cool. I’m not OK with every app knowing which apps I have installed. Or any app knowing that, frankly.

Bear in mind these are very old versions of minecraft. Mods on these versions are still somewhat popular in a dedicated group, but these won’t be a problem for a typical minecraft player.

There are things like http://www.classicshell.net/

Not sure if that’s what you’re looking for.

Sharry is a nice simple one that I think hits all your points.