Iran includes American tech giants on list of new targets

Da Cap’n@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Oh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or… guys, help me here.

workerONE@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

X should not be on the list to target!

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 months ago

Please not Palantir! Who will use WiFi to reconstruct a collection of 3D models of me pooping?

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 months ago

Are we bidding on this offer? How we doing this?

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 months ago

The death prediction market!

Fnaargh@lemmy.zip · 2 months ago

X marks the spot!

Patrikvo@lemmy.zip · 2 months ago

Quick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!

NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

But which ones, there are so many. They need to know exactly which ones to avoid!

yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

Not OpenAI, please! Do not attack the servers! Save the ram first!