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newIdentity@sh.itjust.works to > Greentext@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Anon lost the most important thing in his life

sh.itjust.works

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Anon lost the most important thing in his life

sh.itjust.works

newIdentity@sh.itjust.works to > Greentext@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    The more you reread it, the more you notice how impressive the wordplay is.

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      A glassy, jarred look on her face.

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      Took me a few to get the noodle part lmao, It just naturally reads as a euphemism.

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    deleted by creator

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      Or when he said prego

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        “jarred look” lol

        • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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          Or “noodle”

          • newIdentity@sh.itjust.worksOP
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            Or “colorless almost transparent”

  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    Great foreshadowing

    • Littleborat@feddit.de
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      I am on the internet for so long and read the whole thing. Disappointed with myself.

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        Son, I am dissapoint

  • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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    Goddamn this one got me good

  • Deiv@lemmy.ca
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    ಠ_ಠ

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    Is this loss?

  • RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com
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    I hate it when my spaghetti sauce is on her period (> -.-)>

    • newIdentity@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      But she’s obviously not on her period

  • GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    🤌🤌

  • favrion@lemmy.ml
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    This one is clever.

  • spez@sh.itjust.works
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    These fucking posts man

  • BeefDaddySupreme@lemmy.world
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    Bahahah this is pretty good

  • Raxiel@lemmy.world
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    Always best to shove a bit more meat in when they’re prego

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    4chan has bad humor

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      Don’t you have some big bang theory to watch?

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        big bang theory is bad but 4chan be like…

        Meme of unsure guy with his hand between two red buttons:

        1. Sex joke 2. Suicide joke
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          But this is neither

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            haha sex with pasta

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              He means a literal noodle

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