I don’t recall that Buddha was born in America
He’s no jesus after all
He doesn’t look a thing like jesus.
zen is no joke. Cats chopped in half, sandals on the head, broken legs in gates, gateless gates. What do I do? We’ll have you already eaten? Then go wash your bowl.
That’s why they say: if you meet the buddha on the road, kill him. Be quicker than him or he will end you.
Don’t blink. Don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe.
Anon thinks Zen koans are mainline Buddhist literature.
Someone get this apostate a copy of the Gospel of Siddhartha
Clearly you would’ve said “make me one with everything” and this was a False Buddha
That took me a bit, but that’s great!
If you have to ask…then you don’t know
I worked in sandwich shop a time ago. One day a Buddhist with in. I asked him what he wanted in his sandwich. He said ‘Make me one with everything’
So I pulled out my dessert eagle and obliged.
What flavor eagle was it?
Electric boogie wooghy
It’s a bit of both.
I’m not sure this is exactly what OP is talking about, but I like this video that addresses the surreal and contradictory nature of these types of stories https://piped.kavin.rocks/watch?v=9p5Oi4wPVVo
