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arrow-up111arrow-down1imagehmmmlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squareconfusedbytheBasics@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoIs this real today or a prediction of the future?
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoIt’s obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoYou gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months ago“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoSmart Pipe Inc. is a Registered Sex Offender Smart Pipe, Inc.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-28 months agoPUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
Is this real today or a prediction of the future?
It’s obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
You gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
Smart Pipe Inc. is a Registered Sex Offender
Smart Pipe, Inc.
PUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.