Well… What happened next?
(Excerpt from Wikipedia:)
Tennessee state law required that the name of a candidate who died before the election be removed from the ballot, and it did not allow the candidate’s party to replace a deceased candidate who died within 30 days of the election. Accordingly, after Burks’s death, Looper became the only candidate listed on the official ballot for Burks’s senate seat.
Several people tried to have Looper’s name stricken from the ballot, claiming that Looper’s arrest constituted moral turpitude. The state Republican Party distanced itself from Looper. To prevent Looper from winning the state senate seat on a technicality, Burks’s widow, Charlotte was put forth as a write-in candidate for her husband’s seat. Dozens of volunteers helped her campaign, including some Republicans. On election day, Charlotte Burks, as a write-in candidate, won the seat with 30,252 votes (95.18%) against Looper’s 1,531 votes (4.82%). One of her first initiatives as state senator was to introduce legislation to ensure that the name of any candidate who dies within 40 days of an election could remain on the ballot, thus preventing the situation that occurred after her husband’s death. Charlotte Burks won re-election in 2002, 2006, and 2010. She retired after the 2014 election.
Yea… I read this and just WTF’ed at this. Imagine if the dude never got caught.
Like why run a campaign if you could just a little crime.
Also, dude was so stupid, could’ve hired an assassin instead of doing it himself.
(Also, if he were a former president instead, he would’ve been immune from the criminal prosecution. Rookie mistake.)
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_Looper#Assassination_of_Tommy_Burks
Listen dude, it’s actually not as easy as you’d think to hire a hit man. 99.99999 percent of hit men you can find out there are actually FBI. Unless you’re the leader of a drug cartel with a guy on hand that does that shit, in North America it is basically just “you want to hire a hitman, go directly to jail!”
That must mean it’s much better to hire a hitwoman.
We call them “hit they”
A hit-ler
wait a minute…
This joke made me choke on my coffee. My wife thought I was dying.
Better to hire “a one hit wonder”
I imagine that is just online though. Finding someone desperate on the street couldn’t be that hard. Guys card declines buying groceries… Follow him to his car and offer him some money.
Or maybe go on Craigslist or one of those jobs sites and just look for a handyman. If your desperate enough to be offering services on Craigslist, they are probably desperate enough to take money.
When the people are struggling, morality becomes questionable. If I wasn’t on a list before typing this… I’m sure I am now… Oops
Yeah just ask random people in parking lots if they want to murder someone for you, that won’t get you arrested as fuck hahaha