Might even be better for our mental health once the phones stop working.

Ethernet to USB-C adapter sales go BRRRR

YouTube when on mobile

Lol, theres NewPipe which is ad-free

I’m DEA Agent Hank Schrader, OPEN THE FCK UP!

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Is your neighbor rich? A literal “Eat The Rich” moment?

we still have cell service?

Cell Towers should have a backup battery that last like maybe a few hours? But people might be calling each other in response to the blackout so the networks could get congested and you might not be able to call.

Hmm, a smartphone screen is quite small to use a desktop site comfortably.

Oh, I’m in the USA, and people here can just willy-nilly shoot people, and you’d get away with it most of the time. (unless the person you shot is a cop, in which case you’re fucked, even if you genuinely thought they were a home invader)

Edit: Well it also depends on if the landlord was an individual “mom&pop” landlord, or someone with like 100 units. If its one of the “richer” landlords, I could see there being more investigations into the shooting. A shooting of those “poorer” landlords would just get swept under the rug. But I don’t know why someone with 100+ units would be managing properties by themselves, so the tenant in this hypothetical situation would almost be guaranteed to walk free, since the landlord would almost be guaranteed to be not “rich enough” to warrant the attention of the authorities.

“Thanks Joe, now I am officially as free as a Bald Eagle, I’m ready to become president next month”

Lol that landlord is an idiot. If they had a more aggressive tenant, the tenants could’ve just claim they are missing items and blame the landlord for it, or if they are at home at the time, even use lethal force and claim self defence (and probably gotten off any charges).

What a fucking idiot, the landlord is lucky someone didn’t mistake them for a burglar/home invader.

Yea well it wasn’t even my car, but I needed to use that as a ride to get places. My parents doesn’t even seem bothered when this is their car being searched through (how can someone be this calm?), meanwhile, I, who doesn’t even own the car, get frustrated and disgusted at some rando potentially contaminating the car. (Maybe its my germaphobia kicking in again 🤷‍♂️)

Lol that’s my Display Name. Its basically because of many bad things happening in the world (from wars, climate change, to recent election results), so this is my attempt of making a joke about the the universe being a simulation and the “Earth.exe” process of the simulation crashed, which is why the simulation isn’t being normal anymore, and the simulation is just generating new “plotlines” that are so absurd (like a convicted felon becoming president, or the assasination attempt, or the CEO getting shot, or just about every other crazy event).

I also had a water bottle that they didn’t take and I sanitized the shit out of it.

How expensive was that water bottle? Cuz if it were me, I would just trash it, just to be on the safe side.

42?

I don’t think you can even input :60 except as in 2 presses of [+30 seconds]

Store Music

I hate it.

Holiday music. Too repetitive.

A crowd talking.

Basically, it can be summed up as, TOO MUCH FUCKING NOISE

(I just want some silence 🥲)

you have to do it by broadcasting in the clear using an unbreakable cypher that’s been physically passed on.

Time for One Time Cipher?

Very impractical, but unbreakable, assuming no one else got a copy of the key, and its destroyed after a single use.

Dice rolls for code generation.

Take that, big gov!

I’m the ceo of An Absolute Nobody Inc. but its unrecognized by the government. Not sure if this counts.

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Damn, its scary how everyone is so reliant on the “grid” to survive. 😖

Most democratic countries have “rule of law” (its getting eroded in the US, but still…), and people have the expectation of the government not censoring things. Besides, VPN and Tor can bypass restrictions, so its a futile attempt with a huge backlash, and if VPN and Tor are banned too, I’m pretty sure there are people, both left of center and right of center are not gonna be happy about that. Magats might not care about “leftist” sites being banned, but they’ll start worrying if they are next, and once you do a VPN and Tor ban too, oh I’m sure they’ll be throwing a fit like those anti-mask protests, this time with with both left and right wing people in unity. Yea, maybe its not a good idea to get people united across the spectrum.

Like, many democratic countries (particularly, western democratic countries) can’t even get people to wear masks, or vaccinate, or even just stay at home, even when its a reasonable thing to do. Internet censorship is gonna cause riots, this time, with not just right-wing nut jobs, but people across the political spectrum.

Lol, nope