bender@insaneutopia.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoIf you found an f35 fighter jet in south carolina, what would you do with it?i.imgur.comimagemessage-square104fedilinkarrow-up1231arrow-down128
arrow-up1203arrow-down1imageIf you found an f35 fighter jet in south carolina, what would you do with it?i.imgur.combender@insaneutopia.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square104fedilink
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·2 years agoTwo chicks at the same time
minus-squarebender@insaneutopia.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 years agoThats it? If you had a fighter jet, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 years agoChicks love fighter jets
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 years agoAnd it’s really hard to have sex in a fighter jet. It’s not exactly a roomy interior. For having sex, the best experience is a minivan.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoWell then trade it in for a minivan, duh.
minus-square342heathbar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·2 years agoYou can’t pickup chicks in a fighter jet
minus-squareDandroid@dandroid.applinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoOh, you know what? You could bitch about anything couldn’t you? We’re going to get a fighter jet, and you’re worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man? And secondly, how are you gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?
minus-squarePossible_EmuWrangler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoLet’s ask that General who just stopped by to pickup the flag what he thinks.
minus-square0xED@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoWell, not all chicks love fighter jets
minus-squareArtVandelay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoWell, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agoIf you don’t like fighter jets then you ain’t a chick
Two chicks at the same time
Thats it? If you had a fighter jet, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Chicks love fighter jets
And it’s really hard to have sex in a fighter jet. It’s not exactly a roomy interior.
For having sex, the best experience is a minivan.
Well then trade it in for a minivan, duh.
You can’t pickup chicks in a fighter jet
Maybe you can’t
Oh, you know what? You could bitch about anything couldn’t you? We’re going to get a fighter jet, and you’re worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man? And secondly, how are you gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?
Tom Cruise begs to differ
Not with that attitude
T. Least sane lemmy user
Let’s ask that General who just stopped by to pickup the flag what he thinks.
Well, not all chicks love fighter jets
Well, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do
If you don’t like fighter jets then you ain’t a chick
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