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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

My church's wifi name is a fine dad joke I think.

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My church's wifi name is a fine dad joke I think.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    What are his views on heroin?

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      It’s clean as long as it’s outside you?

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      He needs to fuck off and get his own.

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      He never addressed heroin in particular, but the Bible does say not to get drunk, and I’d imagine the same applies to getting high on other drugs.

      Note: drinking alcohol is not a sin, but getting drunk is, probably because it’s putting yourself in a state where you’re way more likely to sin and have an “excuse” about it.

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        No, what are his views when he’s on heroin?

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