minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoFediverse@lemmy.world•lemm.ee Is DownlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoThey were updating. I was having DTs too but it’s all good. Take a deep breath buddy 😃 linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoI once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1205arrow-down110
arrow-up1195arrow-down1message-squareI once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoWas she speaking jive? linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoIf a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1328arrow-down17
arrow-up1321arrow-down1message-squareIf a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square7fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoI ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know... message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1132arrow-down115
arrow-up1117arrow-down1message-squareI ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know... Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square4fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoPiracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•How to pirate PowerAmp?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down3·2 years agoGo to liteapks.com linkfedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•De-liverlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoTook me embarassingly long to get this’ linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoLimboplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down18
arrow-up172arrow-down1message-squareLimboplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoWhy do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down11
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareWhy do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?plus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agolungeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down12
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squarelungeplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square1fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoPiracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Can someone list the youtube alternatives and maybe even link them if youre feeling super generous?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down4·2 years agoNewpipe x sponsorblock linkfedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eeOPtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Whomever named lisp was extremely cruel because those who have it can't pronounce it. linkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoShould I delete it and redo it? linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoCalendarplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down11
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareCalendarplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square1fedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 years agoWhomever named lisp was extremely cruel because those who have it can't pronounce it. plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up177arrow-down14
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareWhomever named lisp was extremely cruel because those who have it can't pronounce it. plus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 years agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoPiracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Where do you guys download pirated android apps from ?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down4·2 years agohttps://liteapks.com/ https://modyolo.com/ linkfedilink
Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoout standingplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down18
arrow-up1184arrow-down1message-squareout standingplus-squarePhilo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square3fedilink
minus-squarePhilo@lemm.eetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you hear the rumor about butter?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoGROAN 😁 linkfedilink
They were updating. I was having DTs too but it’s all good. Take a deep breath buddy 😃