Durian smoothies.

Job

“Stocking stuffers” in my home are there to keep the kids occupied when it’s not their turn to open gifts.

Maybe $25 total in a stocking.

I’m printing Yul ornaments.

Oh, some of them need laughed or yelled at, for certain.

I, however, need continued employment.

Poker face.

No matter what I am thinking internally, it does not show externally. Essential skill for customer service.

People were in an uproar over “indoctrination” by the game. If your child can be convinced to join the army by playing that game… maybe it’s for the best.

Olaf Scholz