Orbán’s 16-year rule over Hungary ends in crushing election defeat

Jeena@piefed.jeena.net · 10 days ago

becausechemistry@piefed.social · 10 days ago

Hi, I’m Dave American, and I’m running for President.

charokol@piefed.social · 10 days ago

That would be enough for some voters

CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 10 days ago

I’d at least want to hear his policies regarding cheeseburgers first.

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 10 days ago

We’re going to put a cheeseburger in every tummy, and deport all the vegetarians

potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

Well, I don’t agree with everything he says, but I do love a cheeseburger.

Mac@mander.xyz · 9 days ago

He said he’s going to genocide my friends and neighbors but he also said he’d lower the price of cheeseburgers, so…

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 10 days ago

Hi, I’m David - the cheeseburger - American, and I’m here to smash patties!

Hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 10 days ago

you have my vote, and I am Jason Australian

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

We could’ve had a president McGovern though

msfroh@lemmy.ca · 10 days ago

The whole “Boaty McBoatface” thing is just a way of conditioning us for the next time someone named McGovern wants to run for leadership.

justdaveisfine@piefed.social · 10 days ago

Is it fine if I just call you Dave?

potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

“Mr. America” is fine.

Chris Lowles@lemmy.zip · 10 days ago

I’m gonna be the money president.