Be kind to yourself You Will make mistakes,and that’s okay treat yourself with the same kindness and compassion you’d offer a friend
Cram in everything you can before you turn 30 because that’s when your body’s going to crap out on you.
Go buy a lottery ticket, here’s the historical record of the winning numbers.
“None of the things you’re worried about will happen, so relax a little.”
Buy bitcoin and take more shits
Eat healthy and exercise, your body will last longer
Nobody cares that you forgot their name if you just fess up and own it. You don’t have to pretend.
Sorry, I’m bad with names. Can you remind me?
It’s that easy.
Doing well in school doesn’t mean you don’t have ADHD
Stop chasing exes through your 20s. Especially the one from a different country. Even if it didn’t crash and burn it never would have worked anyway just due to immigration
Take that money you were saving for university and buy Apple stock. Still move to the university town and hang out on campus, but skip the tuition fees and going to class; spend the time while others are in class working for a few years and putting more money into Apple stock.
Cash out some of that money a few years later and use it for a cheap bachelor’s degree; leverage that to get into the field you want to be in.
Then later, cash out some more to buy property… say, around 2008. But keep feeding more money in.
Moral of the story: do insider trading, no more worries!
Hey dipshit the reason you don’t feel very attached to your gender norms is because you’re trans. Have fun living on hard mode lol. Also don’t accept drugs from that stranger in the parking lot because finding out their ulterior motives while high isn’t worth the free drugs…
The world is waaay dummer and less fair than you think so don’t stress about things too much cause it’s rigged anyway.
Having said that, persistence does eventually get you there
“Call CPS”
“Don’t marry that girl.”
Felt this in my wallet
Girls want to date / fuck just as much as you do… So be cool, just chill… Work on your self, be the best version of you that you can be… Work on your communication, be upfront honest and forthcoming.
You’ll be fine.
You’re bipolar, you just hide it well.
Get your meds sorted before college or you’re gonna wind up dropping out.
Also, its a seizure disorder, it just doesn’t present typically; and its medication resistant. Keep trying. That alone is gonna set you back about 10 years.
