This headline was literally my first out-loud laugh of the day. I love it.
Meta has denied directly lobbying on the TikTok ban, but the company spent a record sum lobbying in 2024, including on “Homeland Security” topics. In March 2022, the Washington Post reported that Meta paid a firm called Targeted Victory to push the narrative that TikTok is dangerous to children. And Zuckerberg himself has spent the last five years painting a picture to Congress that his monopolistic company faces great competition, actually, from Chinese companies and more importantly from China itself. This story has served Meta extraordinarily well, as he has been able to distract from Meta’s myriad privacy violations and monopolistic actions by saying it would be worse if China wins. Meta is not a monopoly, he says. It is a company fighting on behalf of America against China and Chinese companies for the soul of the internet.
“Ooh, China bad, don’t pay attention to all the evil we do.” Jackass.
No one can actually have a billionaire by the balls, even if they’re another billionaire. It’s kind of the whole point of being a billionaire.
Pretty much their only weakness is literally everyone else deciding billionaires shouldn’t exist, and working together to make that happen.
Trump: *gives Musk favour*
Teh Zuck: Wat about me daddy UwU
That’s only fair, since Zuckerberg has a deathgrip on Trumps ass with his lips.
Why is Meta lobbying at all? Why does any private entity have the ear of presidents and congress? This is a fundamental problem with the system as a whole.
The foxes have been in the henhouse for a while. But now they don’t need to hide anymore. The American oligarchy can finally shed its masks and go full-on Russia 2.0.
Don’t forget about Party Whips, Jerrymandering, and Campaign Contributions! There’s a whole slew of reasons why our democracies have gotten fucked up! Not a lot of answers on how to fix 'em, though
Why is Meta lobbying at all?
They want to influence public policy for their benefit.
Why does any private entity have the ear of presidents and congress?
A large part of politics is balancing the needs of different groups.
That’s fine if all the different groups have a forum where being heard isn’t decided by the size of the donation.
different corporations
Which are groups of assets
Billionaires are a scourge
Once they’ve conquered industry they’ll move on to conquering countries. No amount of money or power will satisfy them.
The Zuck has balls?
Sure, but they’re rat balls, having been included with the rat penis transplant.
In Trump hands they seem normal sized.
Lizards have testicles, they’re just internal.
I heard he got a rat penis transplant since lizard dick wasn’t cutting it anymore.
pretty sure it’s the other way around; big tech and their billionaires have trump like a puppet on a string.
Most of big tech actually falls under the TikTok ban possibility. He may have lobbied for it but Congress put him square in the cross hairs. So Trump effectively has a veto on Zuckerberg owning Meta.
Kinky
Can we get Stormy Daniels to video tape it for us?
Get out the macro lens
Maybe he’s “just grabbing him/them by the pussy”?
What balls?
Wish Biden had Zuck by the balls.
“Very fine balls on both sides.”
Israel too.
Israel has Zuckerberg by the balls?
Yeah, because Zuck put his right into Trump’s hands, willingly.
