HyperfocusSurfer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoif "you are what you eat", and you only eat vegans, you're both vegan and not at the same timemessage-squaremessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down120
arrow-up1161arrow-down1message-squareif "you are what you eat", and you only eat vegans, you're both vegan and not at the same timeHyperfocusSurfer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square28linkfedilink
minus-squarefour@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·16 days agoIf vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants. Happy to help
minus-squareBootLoop@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26·16 days agoCows are vegan so this makes then fair game too
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·16 days agoBut plants eat sunlight so cows are sunlight too and you are actually photosynthesizing. Vegan+
minus-squaresandwich.make(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 days agoEverything is either carbon, water or both
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 days agoI thought plants eat dirt and poop out oxygen, meaning cows are dirty gasholes
minus-squaremexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-215 days agoMuch of the plant body is carbon from the carbon dioxide they eat and they only eats minerals that come along water in soil without eating dirt.
minus-squaresandwich.make(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 days agoShow carbobs
minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·15 days agoI’m really sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but modern livestock feeds aren’t all vegan.
minus-squareHadriscus@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 days agojust when I thought my mind could not be blown more
If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.
Happy to help
Cows are vegan so this makes then fair game too
But plants eat sunlight so cows are sunlight too and you are actually photosynthesizing. Vegan+
Everything is either carbon, water or both
I thought plants eat dirt and poop out oxygen, meaning cows are dirty gasholes
Much of the plant body is carbon from the carbon dioxide they eat and they only eats minerals that come along water in soil without eating dirt.
Show carbobs
Works for me.
I’m really sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but modern livestock feeds aren’t all vegan.
Transitive af
just when I thought my mind could not be blown more