Maybe covering everything with cars and car infrastructure was a bad idea.

Slash the tires.

Walk over it. Even if it’s filmed, they are in a crosswalk what would come of that? Get some friends to do the same. If they don’t want their car walked on, don’t park on the crosswalk.

I would think wow that’s terrible parking, and would wonder if they’ll get a ticket from somebody who makes a living putting tickets on improperly parked cars.

call the police?

I’d pee on the door handles

I make sure my keys are clipped to my belt securely. Wouldn’t want them to fall off as I squeeeeeeeeeeze past, would I?

Ah, Balkans, huh?

Edit: Looks like Portugal plates. They’re honorary Balkans.

I’d definitely be calling a couple of my wheelchair bound brothers. I’m sure they’d be up for seeing how fast they could crash into it… Maybe not all of them but Dave would, Dave would absolutely ram right into it multiple times (he really doesn’t like not having access to a crosswalk).

Accidentally run into it head in and end up with a concussion. Then I can sue them.

Climb over the top of it, of course. Preferably with golf shoes.

Change into my “blind guy” costume and beat the car with my stick until someone stops me.

I exhale sharply through my nose, go around and forget about it 15 seconds later.

I’m British so I’m going to tut loudly and mutter something under my breath