Have you seen the elf care system in this country!?

Mine are still in storage.

I want to be a dentist

Just fixing these dolls’ teeth.

Trapped under cat. Send help.

Ich dachte es wäre um elf!

A dwarf at elf practice? I’d never live it down.

I have a note

Please excuse 👍Maximum Derek👍 from elf practice today. He had to had tummy trouble while visiting his grandma who died and then had to go to the dentist.

-- Mrs 👍Maximum Derek👍’s Mom

Because I’m a Dwarf.

I can’t get it to come down

I’m still in storage in Tacoma.

Too busy scaling a mountain at a near 90 degree angle because I crave that mineral.

I’ve fallen and can’t get up.

I’ve already passed my certification tests. No more practice for me!

Because I’ve already mastered PE32+.