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haroldstork@lemm.ee to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Anon is a stoic

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Anon is a stoic

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haroldstork@lemm.ee to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    This sounds like some Disco Elysium shit

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      Man’s out here rolling snake eyes.

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        I knew I recognized that avatar! Senchaaa ♥️

  • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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    In fairness, I would be distraught if I ever misplaced my gay card. What would the others think of me at the bi-weekly brunch?

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      “Bi-weekly” is hilarious, well done

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    Does everyone on 4chan have a humiliation fetish? That’s a rhetorical question, because obviously who else would go on 4chan.

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    A stoic is a boid that brings babies

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      Naw, that’s a stork.
      A stoic is a thick cut of moit.

      • Armok: God of Blood@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That’s a steak. Stoic is what you get when you boil bones in water.

        • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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          That’s a stock. Stoic is what you get when you drive too deep into mud or sand.

          • malijaffri@feddit.ch
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            Nah, man, you’re thinking of ‘stuck’. Stoic is what you do to a burning pile of wood or coals to keep the fire going.

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              No, no, that’s ‘stoke’.

              You’re thinking of an event where workers coordinate and walk off the job, usually as an act of protest seeking increased compensation or better working conditions.

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              No that’s smoke. Stoic is what holds a bicycle wheel in place.

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    Fuckin loser

    • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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      *looser

      • jcdenton@lemy.lol
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        I’m gonna place 20 proximity mines around you before our fight

        • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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          Fine, I’m still playing odd job slaps

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      Fuckin loser

      Dude should just ‘Laputan Machine’ himself, eh JC? 😏

      • CALIGVLA@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        >not planting 20 proximity mines before cutscene.

        Come on, dude.

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    One of the more believable greentexts. Pretty sure that’s spot on with 4chaners.

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    A tale of woe without redemption

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    Kids today and their Marcus Aurelius.

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