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snek_boi@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

It’s not impossible for someone to have heard about assguard, looked it up, and then realized it’s “Asgard”.

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It’s not impossible for someone to have heard about assguard, looked it up, and then realized it’s “Asgard”.

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snek_boi@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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      “We also saved your little grey butts”
      -Jack O’Neill

      SG-1 are the real ass guards.

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      Lucky Thor.

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    As an Icelander, the pronounciations of the nordic names in Marvel movies crack me up. Especially Bifrost (which they pronounce “bi-frost” instead of 'bif-rost", and Laufey (pronounced very differently, also a decidedly female name).

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      bi frost

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      My vikings professor pronounced it “beef roast” which always made me chuckle

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        That is actually a lot closer to the Icelandic one, except the F sounds more like a V and -röst rhymes with bust.

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    What, do you have assburgers syndrome?

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    “Ass guard? What is that, like a sports cup for your rear?”

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    The most popular VPN in China is called Astrill, and since vpn’s and related discussions are forbidden, we refer to it as Ass Drill in messengers.

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    I’ll assume you were washing your bum when you thought of this. At least your hygiene is good.

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    That is why the Marvel character Wiccan got his name changed from Asgardian.

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    I wonder which is a better product: the Assguard or the Anal Bum Cover?

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      I see you have anal bum cover, but I think you’ll find the penis mightier

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      You’ll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.

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    What are you 9?

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