Yesterday someone asked if one could do something like this, here is my version, in case you missed it !
Here is the list of all the softwares in this picture :
- Friendica
- GNUSocial / Mastodon
- Vernissage
- Wordpress / Writefreely / Pixelfed
- Loops
- Jlai.lu (French lemmy instance) / Lemmy (with the lemmy.world logo because it’s more colorful than the plain lemmy logo)
Feel free to share it anywhere you want :)
If you have any idea for other meme of this type for the Fediverse, please send me a DM and I might make a nice graph like this for you !
Aww piefed is not on it.
But great job!
I think most people on Mastodon are over 30
Over 60?! Can we please classify Friendica as over 50? I feel old enough as it is.
Lemmy could have just been included in all of those
A flowchart should cover all possibilities. I’m over 60 and have never had “The Facebook”.
Vernissage is undersold here somehow - in terms of quality and steady, reasonable development without 100 side-projects and permanent babbling it has turned to my preferred choice of putting my pics online, also showing-off there of course! 😉
What is Vernissage supposed to be an alternative to I wonder ?
Basically Pixelfed - both focus on images but Vernissage has, IMHO, a more artistic and photographer-based approach showing camera models, lens, exposure and also GPS-tags if you want to.
I’m right where I’m supposed to be ❤️
What if you’re 2 or more of these?
Keep adding
You should post this in I Made This
I technically didn’t make this as I based myself on something existing, but if one day I make my own i could share it there yeah
“Judgmental asshole who hates the world” and “French” are a bit redundant
It’s a venn diagram where french is fully inside the circle
I’m french and your representation is oversimplifying and not even close to grabbing the complexity of the real world
Oui ça s’appelle l’humour mdr
Mais il est juste l’évidence de ton point
That would mean I have been wooshed and I cannot allow this to happen
French is a spectrum?
So many fucking French here. Don’t you have baguettes to put somewhere where the sun never shines and white flags to weave? I know I have
So many people on lemmy seem to not be the types to hate based on nationality, except for this. The only nationalities I have seen attacked on here are Trumpicans and the French. Trumpicans at least are an ideology, but what is happening with the French that makes them the exception?
Don’t sweat it, I’m French, too.
Its a big joke.
Hey, I’ll let you know that I’m a judgmental asshole and I happen to be french, but I don’t hate the world, only the parts that aren’t french
What’s your opinion on Bretons, Ocintians, and French Walloons? Choose thine answer… wisely.
Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)
La chocolatine n’existe pas, ducon.
Qu’est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi, espèce de malotru ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai gagné la médaille du meilleur artisan de France, option viennoiserie et j’ai participé à plus de 300 concours régionaux de boulanger-pâtissier en Gascogne. Je suis entraîné en choco 2 barres et 3 barres et je suis le meilleur en pâte feuilletée de tout le sud-ouest. Pour moi, tu n’es rien de plus qu’un client ordinaire. Je vais te vendre une chocolatine comme tu n’en as jamais goûté, tu t’en souviendras. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir aussi facilement en me parlant comme ça sur internet ? Essaie encore. Pendant qu’on est en train de parler, j’ai contacté un livreur deliveroo et on est en train de remonter ta trace, donc tu ferais mieux de te préparer à une sacrée régalade, mon gros poulet.
Le gars pense que les gens du sud-ouest savent faire de la pâte feuilletée, et il voudrait qu’on le prenne au sérieux. La seule pâte feuilletée digne de ce nom, on l’a fait dans le sud-EST. Amateur.
And this is the moment I realized that German “tja” (“well”) probably comes from French “tiens” even though I’ve had five years of French in school.
Unlikely as many Germanic languages have it, with similar meanings. It’s a variant of “ja”, yes. Add a bit of laconicy and you can make “Well.” a sentence in itself.
My understanding is french is the most Germanic of the romance languages, so I’d guess it came to them both from an older Germanic language
I don’t think so. French “tiens” is a form of the verb “tenir” (“hold”). German “tja” is pronounced almost exactly the same and is only used as an interjection with a similar meaning but doesn’t have any related forms that I could think of.
Especially the southern German dialects have quite a few words that originated as loan words from French so it’s at least plausible. Could of course just be a coincidence as well. Languages are full of those.
Yeah. Definitely might be a false cognate (if even that). Always look up etymologies if they interest you! Because so many that people repeat aren’t true. I was just speculating and hoped that was obvious, but maybe it wasn’t to everyone.
And paris, from what I’ve heard.
That very much depends on whether they’re a Parisian or not. Though even if they’re Parisian it’s still 50/50.
Not every judgmental asshole who hates the world is french.
Quebec here. Can confirm, bitch.
Yeah OK I’ll need a source for that
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I hate you!
Who’s this person who doesn’t know what social to join, but knows them all by the logos?
Are you saying Lemmy users aren’t opinionated pricks? That’s not true, fuck you.
I’m not opinionated, I’m just biased.
SOURCE??!
Ya mum’s bum.
I just downvoted your comment.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Lemmy account has decreased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:
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Rudeness towards other Lemmings,
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Spreading incorrect information,
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Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.
Am I banned from the Lemmy?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don’t believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Lemmy PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on
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. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Lemmy is privilege, not a right.^(?:(?:feddit.(?:it|ie|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemmy.(?:cafe|ml|ca|org|world|zip|nz))|(?:sh.itjust.works|programming.dev|lemm.ee|sopuli.xyz|jlai.lu|lemmy.blahaj.zone|lemmy.dbzer0.com|aussie.zone|beehaw.org|lemmy.sdf.org|slrpnk.net))$
Shout out to my favourite lemmy instance, shmitjust🎃works. Real cool people.
^(?:(?:feddit\.(?:it|ie|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemmy\.(?:cafe|ml|ca|org|world|zip|nz))|(?:sh\.itjust\.works|programming\.dev|lemm\.ee|sopuli\.xyz|jlai\.lu|lemmy\.blahaj\.zone|lemmy\.dbzer0\.com|aussie\.zone|beehaw\.org|lemmy\.sdf\.org|slrpnk\.net))$
pretty sure this is correct.
Looks correct, but boring as you kept it pretty readable, the total opposite of what a regex should be.
^(?:(?:feddit\.(?:i[te]|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemm(?:\.ee|y\.(?:ca(?:fe)?|ml|(?:sdf\.)?org|world|zip|nz|blahaj\.zone|dbzer0\.com)))|(?:sh\.itjust\.works|programming\.dev|sopuli\.xyz|jlai\.lu|aussie\.zone|beehaw\.org|slrpnk\.net))$
I am a weirdo who actually like regexi[te]
That is fucked up and its annoying that it works
Regex in a nutshell.
I am unbelievably shit at regex, and I didn’t bother testing this one.
You forgot the most frequently asked question:
Can you downvote this comment more than once?
No.
You can if you have a lot of alts.
I will continue to downvote until morale improves.
Wait.
Now this is podracing.
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(with the lemmy.world logo because it’s more colorful than the plain lemmy logo)
Not to brag, but my lemmy instance logo/mascot is a cute capybara
I thought the nose was the eyes for a second.
Its cute though.
Remake with the names on the graphic.
Demand it with more authority.
No.
K
You are all too afraid to admit you don’t know half of these logos even with the name list.
I am not.
The hell is a vernissage?
All of these logos except Lemmy could have been completely fabricated for this post, and I would have no idea lol
This is a Vernissage: https://vernissage.photos/
That did a surprisingly incomplete job of answering the question, if I’m being honest.
I think it’s well described there, way better than Lemmy and most other fediverse things.
Well, maybe, but if I had asked about Lemmy you wouldn’t have given me a link, you’d have said “Fedi Reddit” and accurate or not that’s all I would need to hear. I didn’t get the feeling that this thing was just Instagram, so I was still a bit confused.
It’s a photo sharing site using ActivityPub for the federation, but it’s not Pixelfed.
Not sure whether it means something else in English, but in french a vernissage is the first opening of an art exhibition